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[Jan. 20th, 2012|01:23 pm] |
First we have anonymous jerks spreading malicious gossip like it never went out of style, now we have Anonymous tricking people into DDoS attacking government websites because The Man shut down file sharing. I ask you, as a species, where exactly did we go so wrong?
Just leave me and my lap top alone in peace, assholes. All I want to do is sit here and play solitaire! WHICH IS STILL LEGAL, AS FAR AS I KNOW. Right? It's still legal? I'm not going to have feds knocking down my door for illegal internet activity, am I? Because these days you just never know!!!!11!1!!
( Stu ) |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|04:39 pm] |
So I ask myself, self. Why do you even bother doing movies anymore when your life has become one big, giant freak show where you get to bust out all your best moves on the streets fighting huge purple robots, undead zombies and your run of the mill idiot goons trying to hold up the corner store?
Well the answer is... GEE, IDK! Except when some big shot producers call you up because you came highly recommended to stunt for a new movie called The Olympians. I mean. How can I say no when I'm being told they only want me? Life is great!
My only complaint? Bobbi has never been in any movies. Not even cameos! Unless you're counting Earth's Mightiest Heroes, but that's a cartoon. Can't really stunt for that! Though I wouldn't mind doing a voice over. I could totally be a voice actor... ... Okay but seriously, why does she get no love? This needs to happen one day, and I need to be a part of it. Come on, I'd be a shoe in! SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I'd be the best stunt woman you could ever hope for, promise. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2011|02:32 pm] |
Okay. All weirdness from last night aside? We totally kicked some undead butt. And by undead, I do mean zombies. ZOMBIES? This place is even weirder than I thought. What the heck?!
Whatever, I'm not bothered. Much. I'm alive, not a zombie, and I totally get to say that I slayed more than a few undead assholes. There should be a special Marvel spin off of all of us fighting zombies! ... Is there one? More importantly, does anybody know how the hell any of last night even happened? Inquiring minds want to know! |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|10:38 pm] |
There's nothing like driving at 150mph first thing in the morning to wake yourself up. I've been totally buzzing off that lap around the track all day and I haven't even had any caffeine! Seriously, you don't even need it, racing is all the adrenaline rush you need. It's like you're flying. It's like you're throwing back ten red bulls all at once but (hopefully) without the actual heart attack. It's like you're a superhero!
... Which I guess I technically am, or Bobbi is anyway. You know what I mean! It's the biggest rush, wouldn't trade this gig for the world. Though, actual flying? I bet that's even better. Too bad this reincarnate thing didn't actually come with a set of wings. Guess I'll have to settle for a jet! I bet that's not too hard to learn... |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2011|02:20 am] |
You know what sucks? New York traffic, that's what. You know how after a long day at work all you really want is to be able to curl up on the couch with a beer and catch up on all those TV shows you're too embarrassed to admit you tune into? You always think you're actually going to do that, BUT NO. Fate, who is a freaking fickle bitch, always has something else in store for you. Like making you sit for two hours in traffic that's forgotten how to move. That was my day today, after spending twelve hours semi-permanently suspended from the ceiling in an assortment of bungee chords. Just thought I'd share.
So! Moving straight past that mental image. I'm Betty Kensington, or Betty Moenning if you so prefer. Reincarnate of Bobbi Morse aka Mockingbird and wondering just what all you crazy kids are up to! Also if anyone Bobbi knows is out there, please say hi, she won't stop nagging. Women, am I right? |
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